Illegal Welsh Swim. An Ode to Sailer Boy
|Posted by Vikas Nanda on April 7, 2015 at 4:55 PM|
On April 7, 2015 Iceman wrote:
Our sailor boy made a mistake
By swimming alone in a lake
The signs were quite clear
Danger deepwater, You should'nt ouughta
Be swimming solo, in here.
In this instance young ken was not wise
Determined to not heed the signs
Despite nearby crowd he hollered aloud
And proceeded to his exercise.
At once he attracted the ire
Of the local welsh caravan squire
You should not be in (look you), solo bathings a sin
If you drown we are all in the mire!
Young kenneth with usual charm
Sent pikeys face red with alarm
As He said with a grin , thanks for letting me swim
You're so right, It's quite safe, what's the harm?
Now nothing can guarantee rancour
More than lip from some north London wanker
The sheep shaggers gave chase
To the station ken raced
And fled back to town, what chancer!!